Thursday, May 25, 2006

A Sticky Situation....

Things are a bit slow around here. Maybe we can just break it up with a quick trip to Walmart. I need to go but I just can’t face it. As if any trip to the superstore wasn’t trying enough, all the choices, the crazy people, now if you are living in the Midwest you also have to “watch your back,” why you might ask? Well, perhaps it’s better put as watch where you sit or you might fall victim to the serial toilet seat super-gluer and find yourself banging on a wall trying to get help. There but for the grace of god go I…. oh boy am I going to examine every seat in the public restrooms I go to from now on. Can you imagine (you’d probably rather not!)? I was dutifully working out on the elliptical trainer at the gym when I heard this little gem & I had to take care not to fall off I was laughing so hard. I just had to share.

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